LAYON’S WORD CRIMESF−
Layon’s Word Crimes illustrated board game cover, with tumbling misspelt letter tiles
SPELLING BEE. MINUS THE SPELLING.
2–6 FRIENDS · ONE SHARED BRAIN CELL

Good words.
Terrible spelling.

Make a crossword. Misspell everything. Get verbally destroyed by a man who shouldn’t be allowed near a dictionary.

FRIEND→FREND +10THAT’S THE SPIRIT.

Free to play. Invite your friends with a room link.

Explicit heckler voice · fictional comedy · sound can be muted

CRIME SCENE

The waiting room.

Connecting
Waiting for classmates8 rounds—
CLASS HASN’T STARTED YET

Bring a bad influence.

Invite at least one friend to start.

3× word2× word3× letter2× letter★ start here
UR LETTRS Private. Allegedly.
Choose a square, then type a misspelt word. ? tiles fill any missing letter.
THE RULES, UNFORTUNATELY

Commit word crimes.

  1. Invite 2–6 players. A room link works in any browser. In Discord, everyone in the same Activity shares a room.
  2. Type a recognizable misspelling. FREND is legal. FRIEND is a crime against the vibe. The cheat sheet lists our curated dictionary.
  3. Pick a square and a direction. The first word crosses ★. Later words connect to the board. Every crossing word must also be in Layon’s dictionary.
  4. Spend your tiles. ? is a wildcard worth 0. Existing board letters are free. Bonus squares only apply to newly placed tiles.
  5. Outscore your friends. 75 seconds per turn, 8 rounds. Theme words get +10; all 7 tiles in one move get +25. Two full rounds of passes ends the game early.

Stuck? Borrow a brain cell fills a legal move for you. Panic Swap replaces your rack once per turn for −3 points. Passing is free.

Arthur is a fictional heckler with explicit insults. The Sound button mutes all voice lines. This is an original parody word game, unaffiliated with Scrabble or Discord.
CONFISCATED CHEAT SHEET

Layon’s dictionary.

Only these misspellings count. Correct words never do.
ACADEMIC CAREER: OVER

The dictionary’s most wanted.